The quote collection

My favorite quotes, most in English, some in Finnish. * Lempisitaattejani, suurin osa englanniksi, joitakin suomeksi.

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” – Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)

“The point is, you see,” said Ford, “that there is no point driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself from going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later.” – Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)

“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very peristent one.” – Albert Einstein

“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like whaaaaat!” – Phil Dunphy (Modern Family)

“A man needs a little madness, or else he never dares cut the rope and be free.” – Nikos Kazantzakis

“Dance like nobody is watching” – Mark Twain

“Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.” – Woody Allen

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

“Joka ei osaa tanssia, syyttää lattiaa.” – suomalainen sananlasku

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are even stupider.” – George Carlin

“I think truth in fiction comes from how the words make you feel, rather than a reference to the facts behind them.” – Layton Green

“Really, a novel does not exist, does not happen, until readers pour their own lives into it.” – Emma Donoghue

“The only normal people are those you don’t know very well.” – Alfred Adler

“If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don’t put it there.” – Anton Chekhov

“Champagne! In victory one deserves it, in defeat one needs it.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” – Mark Twain

“Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.” – Vincent van Gogh

“Minun ei tarvitse katsoa televisiosta kauniita ja rohkeita. Riittää, kun vettä hakiessani vilkaisen joen pinnassa näkyvää kuvajaistani – siinä on minulle kauneutta ja rohkeutta riittävästi.” – Riitta Lehvonen

“Truly, as the ancients taught us, there is nothing under the moon, however fine, that is not subject to corruption.” – C J Sansom (Dark Fire)

“Do you hate people?” “I don’t hate them…I just feel better when they’re not around.” – Charles Bukowsky (Barfly)

“I have one problem, I don’t hate people. They disgust me and I want to get away from them. I do not have hatred. I have an escape mechanism.” – Charles Bukowski

”Out of their context, she had behaved out of character. It made one wonder at the independence of character from place and from there to the strange, malleable liquidity of character itself.” – David Duchovny (Miss Subways)

“The term atheist should not even exist. No one ever needs to identify himself as a ‘non-astrologer’ or non-alchemist.’ We do not have a word for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive, or for people who doubt that aliens traverse the galaxy only to molest cattle.” – Dan Brown (Origin)

”Feelings come and go, unless you don’t feel them. Then they stay, and hurt, and grow pear-shaped and weird.” – David Duchovny (Holy Cow)

“Why be cool if you can’t even wear a sombrero.” – Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)

“Historia on niinkuin nurkassa uliseva murrosikäinen: sitä pitää yrittää tulkita. Nykyisyyttä ei tulkita, sitä eletään.” – Roope Lipasti (Perunkirjoitus)

“Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.” – Auntie Mame

“Reading isn’t the opposite of doing, it’s the opposite of dying.” – Mary Anne Schwalbe